Straight from da hood...

..it's the Ford Funk Master Flex Flex Fuel Flex! Ok, I stole that from Queen Jean, but no kidding around, why bother with a FMF edition Expedition when the Flex is waiting there for masterful funkification?

And why, oh why, in this world of super-custom paint jobs and overnight ride pimping, does the FMF edition Expy have taped-on pinstripes? What are the people at Ford thinking? Two-tone is a factory process right now. I could see a single tone stripe rolled on, but this is a three-tone over a two tone paint. Why not run the black and red striping and lay on the yellow later? Why not paint the thing properly to begin with? The interior is already crazy painted. Do some justice to the outside, too, Ford.

Seriously, the inside is hysterical. It comes with four sets of headphones. Which is good, because I needed a rope to get out of it.